Golf polo
The Palmer (Dark) | Neon Palm Tree Golf Polo for Men
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92% polyester, 8% spandex performance fabric
4-way stretch for full swings and cart-seat comfort
Lightweight stretch feel from tee time to post-round drinks
Fit guide
Find your golf polo size
LoftyLlama polos are built as a regular golf fit with stretch. Between sizes? Size up if you want more room through the chest or stomach.
| Size | Chest | Length | Best for |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 35-37 in | 28 in | Trim build |
| M | 38-40 in | 29 in | Average build |
| L | 41-43 in | 30 in | Most common pick |
| XL | 44-46 in | 31 in | Roomier fit |
| 2XL | 47-50 in | 32 in | More chest room |
| 3XL | 51-54 in | 33 in | Big and tall friendly |
Fit notes
Check the size chart for chest, body length, and shoulder guidance.
The joke, explained
Why The Palmer (Dark) exists
The Palmer is palm trees and a tip of the cap to the King of golf, Arnold himself. Neon palms on a dark background, iced tea and lemonade optional but recommended.
A real performance polo under the joke: 4-way stretch, moisture-wicking, and a collar that clears any starter. Loud enough for the group chat, clean enough for the clubhouse.
- Fabric
- 92% polyester, 8% spandex performance knit
- Fit
- Athletic fit, trimmer through the chest
- Ships
- Ships from Florida in 2 to 3 business days
- Dress code
- Collared and course-legal. Strict private clubs may raise an eyebrow.
The half-price tee
Tees that match The Palmer (Dark)
Add this polo and any of these graphic tees is 50% off. Same humor, cart-path casual.
A polo in the cart takes half off the tee at checkout. One half-price tee per order.
Same energy
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Bundle offer
How the half-price tee offer works
Buy any polo and add a graphic tee. Shopify applies the tee discount at checkout when the automatic discount is active.
Buy any polo, add a graphic tee, and the tee rings up 50% off at checkout.
Start with the shirt built for the course.
The tee rings up 50% off once a polo is in the cart.
No code needed. Tees print to order and may ship separately.
Stretch without sag
4-way stretch moves through the swing without feeling flimsy.
Hot-round friendly
Moisture-wicking fabric helps on humid rounds and long cart days.
Easy to pack
Wrinkle-resistant fabric belongs in golf trip luggage.
Funny, still wearable
Loud enough for the group chat, clean enough for the clubhouse.
Fabric and feel
What you are wearing
The short version: it should feel good during a round and still look right after the scorecard is lost.
Stretch performance fabric for full swings.
Made for hot rounds, cart seats, and 19th hole plans.
Built to travel better than stiff course polos.
Why this piece
Built for golf, not just a cart photo
| Feature | LoftyLlama polo | Stiff course polo | Cheap novelty shirt |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stretch | 4-way stretch | Limited | Usually none |
| Breathability | Moisture-wicking | Depends | Basic cotton feel |
| Wrinkle resistance | Built for travel | Mixed | Not the point |
| Joke factor | Funny but wearable | Low | High, often too loud |
| 19th hole readiness | Yes | Maybe | Usually no |
| Giftability | Strong golf gift | Safe but boring | Funny but risky |
Questions before checkout
Polo fit, fabric, and offer answers
How do these polos fit?
Regular golf fit with 4-way stretch through the chest and shoulders. Between two sizes? Size up. The size chart has chest, length, and shoulder numbers.
What is the fabric?
92% polyester, 8% spandex performance knit with a lightweight stretch feel for rounds, cart rides, and golf trips.
How does the polo and tee deal work?
Add any polo and a graphic tee. When the automatic discount is active, 50% comes off the tee at checkout. No code needed.
What if I need a different size?
Returns are accepted within 30 days for unworn, unwashed polos with tags on, and we send a free return label. We cannot do exchanges, so order the new size and we refund the original once it is back.
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