The Funniest Golf Shirts, Ranked

A funny golf shirt has one job: land the joke from three carts away and survive the round. We ranked our own lineup by how fast it gets a reaction, from "solid chuckle" to "stop the cart, I need that one."

How we ranked these

Two things only. First, reaction speed: how quickly someone reads the shirt and laughs. Second, wearability: a print is useless if the shirt is hot, stiff, or one-and-done. Every pick below runs our stretch performance fabric, so the joke holds up and so does the shirt.

The picks

1. Slice Slice Baby. Pizza meets your worst tee shot. If your group already roasts your slice, this is just honesty. See it.

2. Aaahh!! Real Manatees. A polo covered in happy sea cows has no business being this good. Pure conversation bait. See it.

3. Breaking Par. The chemistry-lab tee for the number every golfer chases and rarely catches. Clean, fast-read, great gift. See it.

4. Best Dad By Par. The golf-dad uniform. Beats another sleeve of balls he will lose by the third hole. See it.

5. The Golf Father. An offer he cannot refuse, on a soft tee that gets a laugh in the parking lot. See it.

Shirt or polo?

Tees are softer, cheaper, and gift like a dream. Polos clear the dress code and bring performance fabric for hot rounds. Best of both: buy 2 polos and the tee comes free at checkout when the offer is live. Tees print to order and may ship separately.

Pick your weapon: funny golf tees or men's golf polos.